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Friday, February 09, 2007

Party!


In december we had a soiree artistique here at the MEC. I did a theater piece with Charbel and Daniella. It was a lot of fun.
The picture from the right is Guillaume, Charbel (short guy in glasses), Remi (crouching), some guys who's name i forget, and Judith. Charbel was the most difficult person i have ever done theatre with. This photo was taken just after the event, and i was ecstatic that everything had gone off alright.

Ireland

So, here you have a quick summary of my time in Ireland: rainy castle and beer. Both pictures were taken in Kilkenny, hence me pointing to the glass. Louis-Allen is beside me with his shirt he bought at the guiness brewery which we visited the day before. It was a great trip, though a bit cold. We each only brought one pair of jeans (ryanair makes you pay for luggage so we packed light), and once it rained on our pants they were never dry again.

Man neglects blog, blog goes rabid

So, if you are still checking this blog you either have an inordinate amount of faith in me or very little to do with the rest of your life. So, let's see, since last i posted i went to Ireland with some people from my res, went to Alberta, Saskatchewan, Montreal, and Ontario, and went to Amsterdam. I guess i should probably post a few photos, eh?
Well, first semester here is finally done, which means i have some vacation time, which means i should finally start doing some serious work on my thesis. Sean, who stayed for a week sleeping on the floor of my little room, assures me that i am still further ahead than most MA students at this stage in the game, but i feel like i am letting down my supervisor by not working.
Hmm, interesting things that have happened in my life? I got chewed out for removing a broken light bulb in my room. Turns out it could have broken and i could have been electrocuted. Because i must be an incompetent child who has never changed a light bulb before.
Oh, we discussed blogs in my french class and it turned out that i was the only person out of twenty who actually had one. That incident may have had something to do with me getting back to posting.
Well, next i will try posting some pics. The internet at my res has been crappy lately so we will see how that goes. Until then, cheerio.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Old New France and the Adventure of the Oysters




Tuesday, November 21, 2006

La Defense




















La Defense is France's version of a modern, North American down town. Except that it is build just outside city limits and was arranged by government fiat. It is a bit bizarre, and it seems clear that a whole bunch of architects made a whole bunch of money designing futuristic buildings, but interesting nonetheless.

There are two men inside of me, to whom am i beholden?

My current crisis was defined eloquently by one of my profs today: do we act in accordance with what we desire today, or what we will desire in the future? Current me seems a bit too interested in playing freecell and reading the New York Times. Future me will surely be worried about this thesis i have due on the third Monday in June. Oh, whatever shall i do?

Monday, November 13, 2006

The view from the top




Lost in translation

My friend Laura, who is now in London, and a friend of hers from Toronto were visiting Paris this weekend so i finally went up the Eiffel Tower. Despite being a bit cold and blustery, there were many lines involved. We waited for forty minutes at the bottom to go up to the second level, another forty five minutes at the second level to go up to the top, and at lease another forty minutes to go back down. It must be said, however, that the view is worth the wait.

While the pictures can speak for themselves, there was one thing at the top which i feel epitomizes some of the problems in France. At the top of the tower there are a number of dioramic scenes, which do not appear to be terribly old, portraying Gustav Eiffel planning or overseeing the construction of the tower. A few of these are life size and involved rather ridiculous looking mannequins. One such scene shows Eiffel welcoming Thomas Edison on a visit. The accompanying plaque, which was quite large and made of highly polished bronze, explained that Edison was an American inventor and physician.

The problem is that Edison was not a physician, he was a physicist. Physician, is a mistranslation of the French word for physicist, physicien. Now, this plaque is affixed in a prominent position in the most celebrated tourist attraction in the world, which it should be added receives hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of English-speaking tourists each year. The size of the plaque, and the whole diorama project, suggests that a not inconsiderable sum of money and time was spent therein. And yet, no one bothered to run the plaque by someone who knew English, and who Edison was.

This half-assed, mistranslated use of English provides a quintessential example of one of the darker facets of France's borrowings from the Anglo-Saxon world. Namely, that while France is pragmatic enough to realize that it must advance and adapt itself to modern, largely Anglo-Saxon forces, they remain in many areas unable to look past their own preexisting notions. This often leads to a botched implementation of these foreign ideas, which in turn reinforces the French suspicion that anythng Anglo-Saxon is insensitive and inferior.

I saw this most clearly in a discussion in my macro-economy class. The prof, an expat Canadian, was attempting to explain how France's almost unparalleled job-protection legislation was one of the root causes of France's high unemployment and explosive social unrest. He detailed how making it harder to fire people makes employers less inclined to hire people. In France, if a hat-maker has a bumper year, such that they cannot meet the demand for their hats, the will not hire more staff to meet this demand. The reason being that if this bumper year is followed by a slow year in hat sales next year the employer will be unable to fire these extra workers and the whole company may fail. So, if you have a job in France it is basically gold-platted. But, the cost of these jobs is born by all of those who are out of work (roughly 11% of the French population, though that 11% doesn't include those so alienated from the job market that they have given up even trying to find a job).

My prof's solution to this problem? Make it easier to fire people. One of the French students objected immediately: "The cost to workers of such a liberal system would be too high." His actually objection was a bit more dramatic and included something about pregnant, single mothers but i don't remember it exactly. What this French student didn't understand, on the one year anniversary of weeks of riots in French suburbs (an anniversary marked, i might add, by several bus burnings one of which put a woman in intensive care), was that the current system already had a cost. The 11% overall unemployment rate hides the fact that more than 20% of under-25s are out of work, and if you are black or Arab from the suburbs and under-25 there is a 60% chance you don't have a job. And none of these numbers look like they will get any better soon.

Yet, to the French student allowing more freedom for companies to fire employees was just too costly. In my opinion, he didn't understand the idea, but he knew he was against it and he was not willing to put any more time into thinking about the issue. And so, this young man from France's most prestigious social sciences school will certainly find himself one of those gold-platted jobs. And when immigrants riot in the banlieus, rather than seeing young people frustrated because they have no future, he will see Muslims unable to integrate into the secular European system. It is this kind of stubborn adherence to tired, failed ideas in the face of demonized, Anglo-Saxon style reforms that i see reflected in a mistranslated plaque on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Innovation in design

The Paris metro system makes use of what i had considered quite an ingenious system for coping with varying levels of usage. Roughly a third of all seats, typically those nearest the doors, are jump seats: they are spring-loaded seats which are held up when not in use. When there are many people who want to use the train, these seats are left up allowing more people to enter. When fewer people are on the train the seats can be folded down and used. Great idea, right?

Sunday, while riding in one of the jump seats on the metro i received a call on my cell phone. In a hurry to get my cell phone out of my pants pocket before i missed the call, i stood up. Having successfully answered the call, and not wanting to fall over due to the shaking of the train, i decided to sit down again. Unfortunately, my seat had folded itself back into the wall. And so, cellphone in hand, pretentious European-looking scarf around my neck, i fell flat on my ass on the Paris metro, much to the delight of a small Filipino lady sitting across from me.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Of all the gins joints, in all the towns, in all the world...


The weekend before last i went to Lyon on the spur of the moment. A friend said she has a place for me to stay, so off I went. Lyon is half way between Paris and the Mediterranean. That means 400km or two hours on the TGV.
One of the first things we noticed was that in Lyon 'cool' kids tuck their pants into their socks. The night we arrived we went to a dance club on a converted barge that was quite an experience. Small, crowded, and tippy sums things up well i think. Oh, and i think it is also important to mention that two Mexican circus acrobats bought drinks for some of the girls i was with.
The city itself was nice. Old buildings, rivers, French people, you get the idea. I got a rude surprise Monday morning when i found out that my return Paris-Lyon ticket did not leave from the same train station in Lyon into which it had arrived. As the boarding official informed i would have to go to the other station in town, my friend was already headed up the escalator to the platform. I never though I would get the chance to yell, "I will see you in Paris" across a crowded train station, but i did. It was very Casablanca-esque. There was also a Peter Lorre type character in the form of two Mexican circus performers bought drinks for some of the girls i was with on the barge/club.

Anyhow, i made it home safe and sound.




I don't have tuberculosis!

Well, i finally got my residency permit for France. In most other modern countries having a student visa would exempt one from needing a residency permit, but not in the paragon of efficiency that is France.

In September i had started the process to get said permit, and was given an appointment on October 18th. An appointment, you say, what would you need an appointment for? Well, it turns out the French government is very worried about my health. The appointment consisted of a cursory eye exam, height and weight measurements, and a chest x-ray.
These were followed by a five minutes interview with a doctor which went something like this:

Are you sick?

No.

Are you vaccinated?

Yes

We think you should get vaccinated again.

Okay. (Takes vaccination paper, puts in garbage.)

The whole deal took only an hour, though i showed up 30 minutes ahead just to be sure. I think showing up ahead was the key. My friend who went at 9:15 for his 9:15 appointment had to wait a total of two and a half hours.

At least I am pretty much done with the French bureaucracy.

PS. My bank promised me eighty Euros for opening an account. (A bonus for student's of Sciences Po, because the elite need all the help they can get.) Unfortunately, this money has yet to be delivered. I am seriously debating whether it is worth the eighty Euros to have to go talk to those buffoons again.

Scene on a french bus

Prologue

Scene: Friday night, roughly 1:30 AM. Normal bus routes are closed. Search for Paris's night buses.

Ken: Why aren't we just taking a taxi?

Judith: The night buses are great. They run ...

Judith steps in dog doo.

Judith: Scheiße

Tilo: What?

Judith: Hunden scheiße.

Tilo and Ken: Uproarious laughter.

(Bus arrives. End prologue.)


Scene: Bus #21.

(Police car with four officers pulls over crowded night bus.)

Old black French man: Maintenant le merde commence.

(Police enter bus by the back door. Man sitting across from the back door vomits all over the floor. Police discuss vomit, leave the bus. Bus pulls away.)

Ken: What was that all about?

(Shrugs all around.)

Fin

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Well, there you have it: photographic evidence that I am, in fact, in Europe. I took the Eurostar from Paris to London Friday evening and spent three lovely days cavorting with Andrew and Laura.

I found London to be rather squat and industrial. In Paris all of the buildings in the central part of town are about six stories tall and rather grand looking. London, by contrast, is a real hodge-podge. Some buildings are old and grey, others are new and grey, and some others are new and glass (the glass, though, simply reflects the gray from the other buildings and the interminably overcast sky). The tube in London seems to have been built for Oompa Loompas. There is no other explanation as to why they have such claustrophobic cars is such psychadelic colours. It is also freakin expensive. Three pounds, over six bucks Canadian, for a one way ticket.

All of the landmarks in London are smaller than they appear in movies and, quite dissapointingly, they don't play that typically British music you always see in movie set-up shots. The one site in London that I truly enjoyed was the Tate Modern. It is right downtown, huge, and absolutely free. I spent four hours on Monday walking its halls and ended up dropping a considerable chunk of change on prints. (Yeah, more paintings of coloured squares on my walls.)

Classes have started and McGill is making grumbling noises about me actually working on my thesis, so i guess my European vacation is over. That being said i have already set up a trip to Amsterdam for the end of the month and am planning to go to Edinburgh before Sean moves away.

Thursday, October 05, 2006




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